Fri 28 Sep 2007
More Life In Southern Cemetery
Posted by Tim Killeen under *Northern Soul , EFP Articles , General discussions , Soccer Blogs , [...] Tim Killeen
And so the moment had arrived. The last time – in a long time at least – I would experience watching my team Liverpool in a Manchester ale house. The last time I’d be forced to switch allegiances on grounds of personal safety; & hopefully, yet highly unlikely, the last time I’d have to endure the partisan presumptions from United fans.
For this weekend - after much contemplation - I’ve decided to leave sunny Manchester for the greener & ultimately safer pastures of Ireland; the land of the Gaelic Games, as the plot thickens & contradictions look set to continue.
Unable to resist slipping back into character & going against the grain one last time, I ordered a Guinness, grabbed a pew & watched on in wonderment as Liverpool took on Reading at the Madejski. It turned out to be one of the more memorable, most enjoyable games of the season & bizarrely responsible for rekindling my passion for Liverpool FC, my love of football & reaffirming my affections for Mancunians.
There will be many things I’ll miss about Manchester – or Chorlton to be precise – most notably: (& in no particular order) The Inn Plaice, Barbeque’s breakfast barms, the secret charms of the vibrant Beech Rd, & Oxfam’s bookshop – IMO, the pearl of Chorltania.
But most notably of all, I’ll miss the eye-opening & uniquely invigorating experience of being a Liverpool fan in Manchester. Don’t get me wrong, two years of celebrating Liverpool goals in silence, alone in piss-stenched toilet cubicles has certainly had its drawbacks. But the rewards will certainly drown out hours of uncomfortable lip-biting & all lingering smells I’d duly been subjected to. Reading Vs Liverpool was indeed a pleasant surprise. In a game holding no particular significance, I witnessed one of the finest all-round performances from a Red centre-forward for many a year. A vintage Owen or Fowler, or even Rush at his peak would’ve struggled to match the talented, all action display of our newest amigo Fernando Torres. Not only did he bag a hat-trick, but he also showed the kind of character & work-rate not normally associated with foreigners playing in England. For me - on Tuesday night - a new star was born on Merseyside.
Torres has the skill & pace of Henry, with the work-rate & desire of a Shearer; now that’s no small accolade. Since the demise of Fowler & once the false dawn created by ‘that’ Michael Owen wonder goal versus the Argies had subsided (I’ve since found Owen to be very one-dimensional), I’ve been searching for a new hero in a Liverpool shirt & in Fernando, I may just have found one.
Prior to the Reading game I’d slumped into a mini-depression, in fear of another Houllier-esque performance & prepared myself for another season of painfully relinquished hope. In all honesty, I found the Birmingham & Portsmouth games possibly more frustrating than a trip to the Trafford Centre with the girlfriend. So in an end-to-end action packed match, the excitement was nothing if unexpected. For want of a better phrase: it was a game brimming with life & had me glued to my seat.
As I sat transfixed amongst the enemy, listening to the moans & dismissive rants of envious Mancs, I began to saver the moment, appreciating something I will miss enormously.
After a thoroughly entertaining first half, the game was in the balance. Torres was running Reading ragged, despite being battered all over the park & had just scored his first of three expertly taken goals. Steve Coppell’s men responded brilliantly though & equalised for the second time in the match. Amid murmurs of “Fergie should’ve signed him when he had the chance”, a man persistently asked for updates as he floated between bar & the outside smoking area. He then asked the bloke sitting beside me - who was deep in conversation about the importance of local rivers & ship canals in the economic growth of Manchester - if the match was in any way entertaining? The response he received was a classic & so typical of the now legendary cynical Mancunian humour: “Iv seen more life in Southern Cemetery lad” was His response. For all those not familiar with Southern Cemetery or Manc humour even, it’s a notoriously large graveyard situated in South Manchester, as referenced by The Smiths in their timeless & misspelt classic ‘Cemetry Gates’ & where Sir Matt Busby, among many, now rests.
To be honest though, after all my tribulations of watching Liverpool in Manchester, never had I witnessed exact hatred or outright nastiness towards their supposedly bitter rivals - Liverpool. Scathing attacks were never vicious & the taunting always in jest. It’s largely a friendly rivalry exaggerated through football & one that I’ll miss immensely when I’m gone.
And so I move on; to become an Englishman in Ireland, supporting a soccer team from England & worshiping a Spaniard who plays for Liverpool. But as well as declaring my love for Liverpool, I’ll now speak highly of similar folk, of harmonious pride & humour, with the loves, the hates and the passions just like mine. The people of Chorlton, the people of Manchester - good people, people I’ll miss for sure.
September 28th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
smashing article mate, wish I was moving to Ireland. Remains to be seen if Torres will earn hero status & its brave words saying he’s better than Rush, Fowler & Owen.. Im sre they’ll be some scousers who wont be happy with that! Chorlton is nice part of Manchester & glad you get the humour. nice one
September 29th, 2007 at 1:20 am
750 odd words (or however many) in order to detail one semi-humorous off the cuff remark? Sweet Rafa and the holy substitutions!
by the way being a Liverpool fan in Chorlton is about as edgy as being a Reading fan in Swindon, ie not very.
September 29th, 2007 at 9:11 am
nice one tim, i like the way you put your words in to such a good order. you seem very misty-eyed. think brentford fan misses the point doesn’t he?
September 29th, 2007 at 10:49 am
Not being funny ‘Brentford fan’ but what would you really know about being a Liverpool fan in Manchester? Glad you found it entertaining by the way - wasn’t supposed to be funny, but thanks all the same!! If you knew a little more about the great cities of Liverpool & Manchester, then I think you’d have enjoyed it more. Thanks Hills(LFC) appreciate your kind words.
Tim
September 30th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
I live in Chorlton, have mates and family in Liverpool and visit it 2-3 times a week.
I’ve no idea what it’s like to be a Liverpool fan, (thank Christ)but can recognise a spurious point when I read one.
October 1st, 2007 at 12:13 pm
for: Brentford Fan
Tell me then, what’s it like being a Brentford fan & living in Chorlton? I appreciate we all experience things in different ways & have our own takes on the things we experience.
We are all entitled to our own opinions & accept we dont all like the same things. Thanks for your imput anyway, Im just sorry it wasn’t your cup of tea. Stay Tuned…
October 1st, 2007 at 9:19 pm
Tim
I was being a nark, ignore me. Enjoy Ireland.
Being a Bees fan in Manchester is easier than being one in London at the moment, that’s for sure.
October 1st, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Thanks for that. I somehow remember Brentford in a play-off final (Vs Stoke) some years ago when the Iclandics were in charge down at Stoke. I recall that Stoke broke some curse at the millenium & you guys were unlucky to get beat. Good luck to you & The Bees this season, ill be keeping an eye on your progress from now on.
As for Ireland, Im here & Ill certainly do my best.
October 2nd, 2007 at 6:19 pm
glad it’s not me this time with narky responses… I was talking about brentford with our head the other day as he’d gone the chester game and thoroughly enjoyed it
good article, I love torres too I hate to say… tho did tell alonso I f**king hated and loved him on friday night. he laughed
Enjoy the eyebrows on cheeks etc
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Being a scouser living in Ireland, my priority was to find a pub that televises the matches. Bakers corner has never let me down yet, even down to friendlies, but then, im in the posh part….
Dublin is little Liverpool
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Unfortunately I’m in Galway, which so far seems like even smaller Liverpool. If early impressions are anything to go by, Im in safe hands here also. Went out to watch the Man Utd game last night & United fans seemed scarce to come by. The fella next to me assured me it would be jammed packed for the Liverpool match this eve - which is music to my ears. He was a mad Spurs fan - for some unknown reason - & hates Liverpool because they’re so popular in this part of the world. Bizarrly he loves Kevin Keegan tho & reckoned he was a much better player than King Kenny?
Cheers Jon - I now feel your pain. So you bumped into Alonso then? Nuts! Where was this? Did you know he spent a summer Living in Galway - whilst studying to learn English?
October 5th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Tim
Great Read Mate
October 28th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Hey, now that you are living in Galway, have you ever popped round to Terryland Park to see Galway United?
October 29th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
I’ve been following them closely & have been up to see ground in Terryland, but havn’t yet been to a game. They are currently in a relegation dog fight & the season is drawing to a close. So I plan to go next time they are at home to show my support, which I think is later this week. I must say I like the idea of going the games on a Friday night! Did you know, that Nick Leeson - the who broke Barrings bank, is the commercial maneger at Galway Utd?
Ill let you know of my findings Pablo
October 29th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Damn - they’re away to Waterford!
October 30th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
I’m flying home from London for the game at Terryland on Friday night week - the season finale v UCD. Hopefully we will have something to celebrate (in avoiding the promotion-relegation play-off - automatic relegation is already avoided) and that we will not be biting our nails too much.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Thanks for that,
I’ll certainly be going along. Sounds like I’ve picked quite the game to witness my first game. There seems to be alot riding on it anyways. Hope Im a good oman.
Would you know if I’ll need to buy tickets in advance or will you be able to pay/buy ticket on the gate? I’m still a little in the dark about how things work over here.
October 31st, 2007 at 9:39 am
Hi Tim
I hope you won’t be too dissapointed to hear that the great Xabi wasn’t in Galway. He spent a summer in Kells. Apparently Hector Ó hEochagáin (you must know him by now) is running a series of interviews with footballers in England and Xabi is one of those featured. Unfortunately I don’t know anything more about the show, but if Xabi can understand him it should be a good show.
Another one of the Spanish contingent was lucky enough to spend a Summer in that great bastion of learning and centre of English, Ballybrack. Tony Nunez, or as he was probably known in the area, Anto.
November 5th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
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December 6th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
greatings…
Agree…